heathermarie

myslangiseditorial:

“I saved Latin. What did you ever do?”
supreme…
can’t this nigga buy some ice cream hahahahahaha

  • ‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
  • 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
  • 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
  • ahahahhahaahahhahaha

Dear CollegeBoard,

iamutneyugn:

Thanks for reminding me everyday for the past 24 hours that I’m taking the SAT on June 2, 2012 at 8:00 AM. It’s not like your emails are stressing me out or anything.

aanzhen:

hearts-not-parts:

helivesunderawaterfall:

motherfuckin-snozzberries:

look at this precious thing
fucking look at it

and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back

When good bunnies go bad.

THAT ONE IS EATING HIM
yesitsmeaaron:

How I get around